when you see your reflection on your laptop screen and you just look
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I can’t. Holy shit I just can’t
MY SCHOOL DID THE JEOPARDY MUSIC THING
So did mine.
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just bought a bunch of condoms cause i am plan to do a lot of the sex 2nite!
Those are balloons.
I couldn’t decide on one response so here are a bunch of them:
- talk about a blow job
- im going to have to inflate first
- hopefully I dont burst early
- the balloon wont be the only thing kept off the ground
- theres a party in my pants
- i might have to pump it a little first
- im gonna have pop-pop
- haha yeah
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when will we stop letting slips of paper like money and yugioh cards define our lives
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did it hurt? when u fell from someones butt into the toilet water u piece of shit
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Isn’t it interesting that so many people’s first priority when it comes to equality is violence against women?
It really shows you what’s on men’s minds as far as equality goes.
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We all have that one mutual follower we try to impress with every post.
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in first period a girl got dress coded for wearing a tank top with a jacket over it and this scrawny little boy stood up and yelled “OH MY GOD SHE HAS SKIN THE SKIN IS TOO MUCH FOR ME HER SHOULDERS ARE BEAUTIFUL THIS IS TOO MUCH” and the teacher got so annoyed with him that she didn’t get to dress coding her
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